Two Tone Tacos Travels

We don’t know what we’re doing, we’re just trying to have fun!

  • March 18, 2025

    ODO: 336,962 Puerto Rio Tranquilo and their Marble Caves are our adventure today. The small town is completely geared towards taking people on various tours. We find an entire alley dedicated to selling boat tours to the Marble Caves, which means we don’t need to book ahead! There are two tours, long and short, and…

  • March 11, 2025

    March 11, 2025

    ODO: 336,243 Oh boy the ranger was right! We wake up to Mt Fitz Roy on full display, very clear and sunny skies. There is still a hint (gust) of wind from time to time, and it is still very chilly, but generally pleasant compared to recent days. Once we have our fill of the…

  • Day 484: March 4, 2025

    Day 484: March 4, 2025

    ODO: 335,315 Another lovely day of relaxing, and baking cookies this time! There is no wind, so we get to be warm outside, which feels amazing. Berne spends some time getting the truck back into 2WD, while KoKo eases back into work post cruise. We relax so hard we don’t actually make it over to…

  • Day 477: February 25, 2025

    Day 477: February 25, 2025

    ODO: 334,297 It’s 8am and time to get off the boat. We’re still drunk from last night. This is hard. We uber straight to the truck, pop the tent, and go right back to sleep for a couple of hours. Our boat friends are in Ushuaia another night, so we have plans to meet them…

  • Day 470: February 18, 2025 Part 2

    Day 470: February 18, 2025 Part 2

    ODO: 334,053 Mikkelsen Harbour’s penguin colony is on the site of an old whale graveyard. The landing area is covered in whale bones, and the carcass of an old wooden boat. This was a much smaller colony than the rest so we circumnavigate it quickly. Most of these penguins are molting, so there is very…

  • Day 470: February 18, 2025 Part 1

    Day 470: February 18, 2025 Part 1

    ODO: 334,053 At 8:34am we cross the Antarctic Circle!! This is four minuets later than the Captain wanted to arrive, so he has thoughts and feelings about this. We don’t care, we’re elated! Now we have, in our travels together, crossed both the Arctic and Antarctic circles! Today is also the day we get to…

  • Day 463: February 11, 2025

    Day 463: February 11, 2025

    ODO: 334,053 We wake up to a VERY windy ocean. And of course, more driving. In this stretch of Argentina the roads have traded potholes for very deep ruts, some looking almost six inches deep in places. Between the ruts and the gale force winds, Berne is in full serious driving mode as he wrestles…

  • Ecuador Summary

    Ecuador Summary

    Our time in Ecuador was very short! We clearly have some exploring to do there on the way back. And we managed to not eat any Ecuadorian food, so we will have to fix that! Days in Country: only 6! Miles Driven: 861 Nights spent indoors: 0 Things we weren’t expecting: The vast majority of…

  • Colombia Summary

    Colombia Summary

    Colombia was incredible! The scale of the mountains is ridiculous, but they are the Andes…There was good food, and nice people. We made several new friends, which was great, and there were way too many cops. We’re excited to see places we missed on our way back! Days in Country: 29 not including the time…

  • Day 456: February 4, 2025

    ODO: 333,045 It is so, so cold in the canyon shade this morning. We are all very slow getting moving, like the poor lizards that live in this windy, shady rock ditch. There is rumor of a geothermal area nearby, so of course we need to find it. The area is a small, very colorful…